Sunday, September 18, 2005

It better be funny.

Uh hah. Matthew shared with me this joke. My laughing nerve fails me today but nonetheless, I insist-ed in sharing with all.

To Matt: hey, I'm risking my life and my future, blogging this down hor. Might be arrested by police and be charged under the Seditious Act for making a creed joke. I'm giving you due credits as well.

So it goes..

There is this rich man who wants a brain replacement surgery so the doctor gives him 3 options.

A. University Professor's Brain worth $10,000
B. Top -Notch Scientist's Brain worth $100,000
C. Kid's Pastor's Brain worth $1000,000

Nonetheless, being the rich man, he chose the most expensive one. Question here is why is the kid's pastor's brain worth so much?

Answer: cause it's seldom been used.. or never been used b4.. (laugh please)

Sue me for not being able to appreciate the joke initially. However, given some thought, I think it has tickled my funnybone somehow.

Try attending a church service and you will understand why. The congregation does the usual things like worshipping and listening to sermons. Prior to listening sermons, the congregation will pray aloud to God to anoint/inspire/bless the pastor and "let every word speak from the pastor's mouth be God-breathe". No mention about his brains.

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